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Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.
Don't be a Kevin
Kevin is a smaller man. Loves Ed Sheeran a sus amount and refers to himself as an “island boi” Men named Kevin often get humiliated at 2k by men named Nathan. Definitely the type of guy to refer to his pets as kids.
“Kevin got clapped at 2k again”
A man with a medium sized wiener. Not tiny , but definitely not big. Nothing too impressive, but in most scenarios, it can get the job done.
“I heard you hooked up with Kevin, how was it?”
“Wasn’t great, but wasn’t terrible. It was alright I guess.”
Usually the shortest in the room very narcissistic and looks like zuma from paw patrols or boots from dora. Very small penise and get girls with cuteness
Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for affection from a woman because he knows he’s handsome. He’s a quiet guy but once he gets to know you , you won’t stop laughing. He is a great cook . He’s eyes are so beautiful they’ll make you want to have babies with him. There’s never a dull moment with Kevin around.
I’m keeping Kevin 😉