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Kill med

When you are trying to write, "Kill me", but don't want to sound suicidal.

Person 1: *Types in journal* "Kill me".
Person 1: That sounds suicidal, should change.
Person 1: *Adds d*
Person 2: Ahh thank god you only want to kill meds
Person 1: hehehehe he will never know

by SoulTurdalator July 21, 2023


half a kill

A term used by fuckboys who haven't had sex but they still wanna be cool!

Person1: "see that guy over there?"
Person2: "Oh yea that's 'half a kill Will'!"

by halfkillwill October 24, 2015


Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018


mar ez kill

when u get killed easily

mar ez kill get rekt

by mars' mum April 15, 2020


ryan kill

My main motherfucker

Ryan kill is the best!

by Rvanxjxhhxbc May 3, 2016


Keaton Kill

In a game of Rainbow Six Siege when you are the last one left and the enemy still has 3+, killing anyone is known as a Keaton kill.

*game*"4 enemies remaining"
player1 - "time to get some Keaton kills before I die"

by zxdfghjkjnbv April 30, 2019


Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ April 30, 2018