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Noun: Sketchy, aggressive, pompous, peacocky male typically found making loud, angry noises and clinking weights together at local fitness centers. Recognizable by their deep, artificial tan and circa 1987 style fitness wear (i.e. cutoff sweatshirts and stars and stripes workout pants)
To imply that this is not someone to be trusted in the tight quarters of a tanning salon, because he may be a rapist.
"Did the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster just take off his shirt for a few sets?? Yep, that just happened.."
"I bet his Wednesday workout is tanning and tickling"
"We haven't seen the Tanning Bed Tickle Monster in a while.. bet he is trying to post bail at the Jersey shore lockup..."
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a fictional lock ness monster that dances
got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster
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the highest rank in any militant system of which the only way to achieve is to kill an enemy with ones erection. it puts one possesing the title above all others and women fall to their knees before him. in all, the greatest men alive.
*note; women cannot reach this rank do to lack of weapon*
Guy1: dude the other day i was out walkin out in town and this guy tried to mug me, i had forgotten my kniofe and was forced to use the only weapon i had.
Guy2: congradulations, you have officly recieved the rank of super general monster cock.
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after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place
I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place
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a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO
That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.
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A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)
Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!
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A phrase from Unreal Tournament and Unreal Tournament 2004 used as an award for getting 6 kills in a short amount of time. The effects in the sound are the letter M skipping 3 times (hence M-M-M-) and the word Kill echoing three times.
Awards preceding Monster Kill are Double Kill, Multi Kill, Mega Kill and ULTRA KILL, with LUDACRIS KILL! and H O L Y S H I T! coming after Monster Kill.
UT Announcer: Double ki- Multi kill! Mega KillULTRA KILL!!! M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
(note: the reason multi kill and mega kill are shortened is that usually the player is getting kills so quickly that there is not enough time for the announcer to utter the entire phrase and it is cut off, replaced by the next award sound. The ULTRA KILL phrase is also commonly completely replaced by the announcement of Killing Spree, when the player scores 5 kills without dying.)
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