A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.
Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.
3๐ 37๐
it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips
Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?
11๐ 15๐
The vagina of a man who had a sex change to a woman who lives in San Fransisco.
"Dude did you see Karly's San Fransisco Muffin last night? that snatch didnt even look like a pussy"
5๐ 5๐
A muffin top is when a womans fat bubbles over her jean line. The raisins are when the fatty skin is covered in moles.
My god!!! Check out the raisin muffin top on that chick! I just want to butter it up and take a big bite.
5๐ 5๐
Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.
Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!
5๐ 5๐
A trashy looking girl that always has her love handles spilling over her jeans (muffin top) and looks like she sleeps around a lot.
#1: See that girl making out with that guy over there?
#2: Her? She looks like a slut muffin.
#1: She is. I did her last night.
1๐ 7๐
a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob
o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
1๐ 7๐