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When an old man with a very long grey beard braids his beard into braids and proceeds to shove the braided beard into a woman's asshole, leaves it in there for a few hours, and pulls it out, leaving his beard brown rather than grey.
Gandalf: my grey beard makes me look old
Frodo: go Gandalf's hair dye it
Gandalf: thankyou Frodo, can you help me unbraid it when I'm finished
When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!
This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.
Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.
Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming
When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club
Noun. Awesome word invented by Nick Meggitt. Someone who uses Hairspray to get 'high' even though you're not getting high your just freezing your brain. It's almost as ghey as meth or heroin.
"Let's go get high by bring hair spray junkies."
(SL.) When someone gets their hair did, it's slang for having their hair done. No matter which form of the verb, it's hair did.
1. Justin, Alizay, Ray and I are getting our hair did (to get).
2. Several weeks ago,Justin and Lisa had had their hair did.
3. Having had my hair did, I know better than to bleach it.
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1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
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