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When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."
Team Cold Beer, if you aren't first your last.
When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.
Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.
The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.
"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."
The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex
Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.
An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.
Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
Bo:look at that chick.
Bill:o you are talking about pony.
Bo:ya she's "rockin the beer gut".
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An August 5th holiday celebrating the glory of Beer. Festivities include: copious beer drinking, double fisting, hooking up, and use of the word "beertastic"
Guy 1: I just called in sick for International Beer Day, let's hit the pub.
Guy 2: Beertastic!
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