Random
Source Code
Random
A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.
Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.
A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
When you drank wine or a sweet beverage the night before and your morning poop smells sweet like candy and sugar , but also like poo.
Hey Mel that sweeter rose ‘ gave me the sugar poops.
Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.
Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.
Accusing the victim itself with plagiarism .
Memes are sacred man. Don't Scoop poop
People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!