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When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.
We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!
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A can of pabst blue ribbon beer. Preferably a 16oz. can.
I am going to the bar, would you like an Alabama dick punch?
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Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.
An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.
She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.
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want to spice up to the common bedroom donkey punch? try this;
- while you're getting your girl from behind and you throw a handful of cinnamon in her eyes, followed by a swift blow to the ribs to make her tighten up. throw some broken glass down on the bed before you get started if you're feelin really dangerous
that trifilin bitch from last nite was havin her period, so i grabbed some mccormick's on the way to the bedroom and gave her the best cinnamon donkey punch of her life.
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holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.
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The effect one has when they see something that looks so good and awesome, they must have it, taste it, see it, etc. The moment they do, they are disappointed eventually. Based off of the movie Sucker Punch.
Ohhh that candy looks so good!!
A while later...
Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!
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While fucking a woman, you pull your dick out and smack her ass. If your dick sees its shadow she won't get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
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