Me:Hey, where's your dad?
You: Oh, The raging drunk got arrested again.
Me:Fair enough.
When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.
Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!
Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
Heather Cho went full on nut rage when she was served nuts in a bag like a peasant.
This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.
I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.
The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.
Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.