rule 194

Anybody with the name of Lux must marry Fizzy

"Rule 194 states that you must marry me"
"who tf are you"

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rule 365

If you find this you are immediately gay and must now refer to rule 20 and do such to the most recent person you were in communication with

Bro do you know about rule 365?
Whats rule 365 *looks it up* dam...
GOTTEM

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Rule 34A

The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.

Rule 34-A makes Rule 34 useless.

See rule 34

Example:
Guy1: OMG, I love Disney Movies
Guy2: RULE 34!!!1!1one!
Guy1: *smack* Rule 34A. No pr0n for you.

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New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

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The Slipping into Darkness Rule

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies

The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

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rule 3

One of the most important rules that states you can never leave a public area without some tongue tackling with some hot girl(s) you just met.

Neko: So did you rule 3 it?
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.

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Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.

Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”

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