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An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole
Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.
Russian bias is a term used in the game warthunder where nothing can destroy Russian tanks and planes. This is just a term for salty players that are trash at the game and got killed by a Russian tank or plane
Kid: *gets killed by Russian vehicle*
THIS IS SO RUSSIAN BIAS BRUH
normal person: shut up
Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
an anime full of bitchass hoes that are made to be “perfect girls”
Person 1: Have you seen alya sometimes hides her feelings in russian?
Person 2: Yeah. Alya is hot but shes such a bitchass hoe
After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.