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Also known as OSSD.
When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.
Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!
*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
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An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
When your Twitter, Snapchat or Facebook account gets deleted for making a fake profile or posting fake news.
She got her social media card revoked for posting fake news.
A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."
Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."
Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"
Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."
a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.
i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!
When a social media account is permanently disabled
Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.
Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"