Vietnam Syndrome

Attack one country, they kick your butt badly.
Then you film 1.009.237 movies about your heroism in that war, and how you kicked their butt.

Do I really need an example for Vietnam Syndrome?

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nerd syndrome

A disease that stems from too much time at the computer, playing starcraft and other nerdy things.

Symptoms: Thick glasses, crooked nose, not leaving your room, getting below a 90% and panicking, having no friends, spending all your time on shit that doesn't matter, and having no fashion sense.

Adam Kirsh has MAD nerd syndrome.

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niall syndrome

when you cant get your words out properly and end up speaking like a retard

Jon: do you all know when your tasks have to be in?
Adam: when do we have to ask in task 2?
Jon: damn it adam, youv'e got niall syndrome

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Jew Syndrome

A condition attained when one acts in the sterotypical manner of a member of the Jewish religion or Judaism.

Guy1: Robby has been awfully stingy with his money lately, he wouldn't even lend me a dollar!

Guy2: He must be suffering from a case of Jew Syndrome

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shut-in syndrome

A syndrome had by people who don't get out the house much and have most of their conversations over the internet or text. People with this syndrome will start a conversation with someone, and proceed to get mad when they are not immediately replied to. They will constantly check to see if you reply and send you more messages if you do not.

John: Dude, Phil has a serious case of shut-in syndrome.
Sam: Why man?
John: Because. He texted me over 10 times in 2 minutes because I wouldn't reply to him.
Sam: He needs to get out the house more.

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Waldemar Syndrome

Waldemar syndrome is a psychological phenomenon in which a person turns a rather trivial task into a seemingly impossible challenge. Most likely caused by the fear of not controlling all the implied factors in a decision process.

The family holiday was severely delayed due to the father suffering from the Waldemar syndrome.

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Noassatall syndrome

When your white and ain't have an ass so you have to where l.e.i. jeans.

"I think your girl suffers from Noassatall syndrome."

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