butthole fingers

When after fingering another's butt you have a particular stench on your fingers. Similar to what happens with fingering a vagina.

Damn those butthole fingers smell like shit!

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Middle finger

A gesture in American sign language meaning to fuck off

Tyler flipped the Middle Finger to Nate.

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Walnut Finger

The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either

(i) - shelling walnuts;

(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.

Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.

I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.

That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?

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chicken-fingered

Technically to be fingered by a chicken finger. Although it can also be defined as to be given a chicken finger at a drive through.

Chicken finger me, motherclucker.

Yesterday Cameron and Rachel took me to BK and chicken-fingered me all night long. It was great!

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Porno Finger

It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.

After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!

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schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

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[minger] fingers

stubby dirty fingers found mostly on mingers and white trash

"Dave, get your minger fingers away from my pizza!"

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