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idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..
im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks
the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."
To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have
“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”
Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.