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kill myself infront

Meant to traumatize somebody;
Usually directed to someone that you despise.

If this bitch don't shut up I'll kill myself infront of them

by bubkk_ May 3, 2023


guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.

Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022


top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.

I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.

by MadMark August 8, 2010


How To Kill Somebody

Nah

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me

by The Gulper July 14, 2022


National Kill a Freshman day

today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022


Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019


I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021