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Old Mexican paso's ( grande paso bills before 1965 )
I was making my way in the cargo mucho mountian when I had a
hot-a-leta. I had used my last mexican paper. Now I stay by the all American canal and use water for my hot-a-leta's. Sorry my amigos U stinken amercanios dont put port-a-potty's
in the Desert !!!
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A literal wall made of 100% real Mexicans!
Did you see that Mexican wall it was amazing
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A grown ass Mexican with a rattail haircut
So many border jumpers walking around with a Mexican mullet around here.
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A sexual act in some circles, also known as the art of winning in Canada. The act involves a person who snorts semen which has been been placed on excrement for a variety of unknown and potentially unpredictable reasons.
Bill: say, since you have ejaculated on this glorious excretion may i?
Pertabor: may you... may you what?
Bill: you know...... um ..... Mexican railroad?
Pertabor: that is hot indeed sir!
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A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
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A noun and verb.
During sex when one person pours tequila into the other person's asshole and motorboats it out.
-Amanda loved it when I gave her the ol' Mexican Goofy last night
-Awesome, bro. Thanks for the tip!
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The act of growing a dirty Mexican dirt-stache and then sticking your dick into a light socket so you light up and your mustache hairs stand on end.
Morgan: Yo, bro, I flourescent Mexican-ed myself last night while Joanna was in the shower before I sodomized her with my penis!
Alex: That shit is so sick, man! Nice stasch by the way.
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