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A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.
A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.
A man with kidney stones blowing a bloody load inside the pooper.
It hurt like a muthafuckah, but I gave Lindsey a hell of a Rusty Ganache last night.
When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.
" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"
Rusty trophy : When a girl takes a rather large butt plug in, and as a token of your appreciation, you pull it out and hand it over for her to clean with her mouth.
She gave me a rusty trombone, I had to reciprocate with a rusty trophy.
My good girl deserves a rusty trophy for her obedience.
I got on one knee and handed her her own rusty trophy as a token of my appreciation.
White people in the " Rust Belt " that voted for Trump
Those rusty white people got Trump elected
Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.
"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."
A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.
Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.
Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
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