what a mother calls her son when he doesn’t get up at the right time
mother ‘you where meant to get up at 9’ son ‘well i got up at 3’ mum ‘pussy snow’
That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.
Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.
When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."
"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"
She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.
Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.
Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.