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Despite many aspects that teenagers could have on this phrase, a Purple Sock Puppet is short for PSP, or Playstation Portable.
Dude can I borrow your purple sock puppet for our football trip?
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I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.
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Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.
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A sexual act in which you are nailing a chick missionary style without a condom, and just as you are about to cum you scream, "I'm CUMMING!" Just as you blast your wad, you elbow drop the girl in the face, knocking her out cold. You then run like hell.
"Dude, remember that chick who was drunk at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I remember her. Did you nail her?"
"Hell yes, man, I gave her the Rock 'em Sock 'em! She won't remember who knocked her up!"
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Someone who does anal kegels that also has a pink sock
I told this man at the bar I had a pink grippy sock, he was so confused
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The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.
man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.
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