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Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.
Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?
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When a writer attaches footnotes to a footnote (i.e., uses toenotes) but, due to inbreeding, the number of toenotes used is not equal to five.
Rather than opting for Chicago style, MLA, or APA, she defaulted to West Virginia citation style.
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WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.
WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.
Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.
The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
"I went to West Valley High School, but I wish I could have gone to Anderson."
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when kanye west blogs, he types in caps, and uses excessive exclamation points, like everything he says is THAT important.
a kanye west caps lock night is when you have to type everything in caps using excessive exclamation points because IT'S THAT IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST DROPPED SOME KIDS OFF AT THE POOL AND THERE WAS NO BOOTY WIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A KANYE WEST CAPS LOCK NIGHT
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Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.
“West Lincoln High School” was too much for CK and treyway are a bunch of fat losers
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A west dubbo bash is when one bends ones flat cap brim right back, preferably more then a 90 degree angle, a perfect bash will be anywhere between 90 degrees and 145 degrees. Up ya guts
Yeah bra how sicks my West dubbo bash bra. If you don’t have one you can fuck of. Cheers
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In the WCASD with Hendy and Rustin
The students are so far past caring about school it defeats the purpose of even showing up. But we still do. Be thankful for the extra effort.
- Everyone hates being in the prison-like building but if school spirit is brought up you can see a mood change in .2 seconds because who wouldn't want to scream E-A-S-T East East East at the top of their lungs. Right?
- The teachers in our school are cool. Not much more than that. There are ones everyone knows and secretly wishes they would go away but we are "nice" and wouldn't even dream of such a thing. Some are special because they know how to be a normal human being in the confined space of their classroom and not make every student depressed
- Let's get one thing straight... the personality of our school is like an old woman in crocs on a beach during a rain storm complaining about the sun. That doesn't make sense. Exactly. We are a world of confusion. I mean how are we suppose to know our schedule if our own school district is clueless.
- In our school the word locker hits hard. It has a special meaning that only our school knows it by. It's supposed to be a noun but it's a verb and is used in the context of "Oh, I have to locker before my next class". It simply means the action of going to your locker. And you can think you won't conform to such a grammatically disgusting trend. But then a week later you are already fluently speaking the language of East.
Once a Viking always a Viking
"Wow. West Chester East High School is an amazing school."
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