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Theory identifying the cause of a consistent, vague odour of fecal matter i.e. absolute shit, in some.
The theory states: initially, said person, has failed to properly wipe their crack fully, thus leaving remnants of shit (dingleberries). With strenuous activity and/ or heat, sweat develops within the ass crack. This sweat mixes with the now encrusted and dried fecal matter, bringing it back to life, creating a noxious fume- comparable to shitting your pants.
Proposed in 2006.
Turdpreet: 'Yo, geeza, I swear i can smell shit ya' know; like full on shit!'
Shitinderpal: 'Yeh geez, me too. I smell it all the time in this lesson, it's probably (insert name here), 'cus he's so fat- he properly can't wipe his arse properly!'
Turdepreet: 'Oh yeah, that's a good point, that ties in nicely with the 'crack sweat' theorem (2006). That explains it!'
Shitinderpal: 'Oi (insert name here) you fat twat, go wipe your bumhole son, you need some bleach in there, smells like hardcore shit!'
I had a flight to catch, so I had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.
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a term used to describe the act of making someone else laugh really hard.
for example:
"That was so funny. You crack my noodle!"
"You cracked my noodle sooo HARD last night."
"Quit cracking my noodle!"
"You just shattered my whole box of noodles."
VARIATIONS ARE ENCOURAGED.
when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"
person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!
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After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.
Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit