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When a woman masturbates.
Im not in the mood tonight honey, i already had to swirl the soup earlier.
A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.
"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."
While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.
Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.
When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.
I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.
Taking a pee break while playing overwatch.
Pause the search real quick, I need to strain the soup.
A fancy word for the LGBTQA+ community
"Since were both part of the rainbow alphabet soup we can yk"
"Layla your married "