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When you’re fucking a girl and smack her tits back and forth while yelling “BEAT THE DEVIL OUT OF IT.”
Yeah I was Bob Ross-ing her while I came
Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers
Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.
Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.
Played a character named Alias in Sam Peckinpah's masterpeice, "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid".
Watch Bob Dylan throw a knife in "Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid".
Good movie, see the un-cut version.
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an alternative way of saying OMG except its COOLER AND DIFFERENTER. generally an exclamation of surprise or anger. shortened as OSB
Guy: "YOU FUCKED MY MOM?! OH SHIT BOB!!!"
or
Girl1: "He just asked me out! Ahhhh OSB!!"
Girl2: "OSB!!"
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1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off
2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual
"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"
"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."
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When something is so relaxing, that it is Bob Ross good. Or in other words; So fucking soothing it causes your ears to tickle and you slip into unconsciousness.
"That chick's voice is so fucking amazing, it's Bob Ross good."
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