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flaming turkey

A turkey fryer fire caused by attempting to deep fry a frozen turkey. The police department makes several public safety videos on this every year, and several user-generated videos have been uploaded. The term was used on a This American Life episode.

That dummy was asking for a flaming turkey incident.

by artagnon January 12, 2016


Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022


turkey necking

when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck

hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?

by basicbarry November 25, 2021


turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.

Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"

by Cre8Art January 30, 2014


Turkey ball sandwich

A sandwich containing a large amount of turkey testicle

Look at that monkey eating a turkey ball sandwich

by Pulsiv September 25, 2024


Thanksgiving turkey

a prostitute, a ho who loves gobbling up nuts & loves getting stuffed

is that katrina yeah she's a thanksgiving turkey loves gobbling nuts up & getting stuffed

by Timothy m mendes November 22, 2019


Thanksgiving Turkey

when you're fisting a chick with breadcrumbs and spices and you lose your watch. then you turkey slap them in the face as your thanksgiving.

I lost my adventure time watch whilst I was knuckles deep in cousin Terry. Then left her with a souvenir of Apollo 11 space programs shuttle. bigcums - thanksgiving turkey

by binnoladen March 12, 2023