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doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

Ah shit I can't pen that Doom turtle

by 333fg March 24, 2023


Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023


Namekian Turtle

A retarded turtle that looks like Piccollo from Dragon Ball Z.

Josef Bamelem is a Namekian Turtle

by Namekian Turtle June 6, 2019


turtle bobing

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017


roasting the turtle

verb; action

1. smoking cannabis out a bowl

2. to get high

Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?

Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.

by kingoflimbs August 2, 2012


The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.

Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010


turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

by Whiskeycowboy October 28, 2017

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