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when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
Sperm Nut Cum Cream OR Stick substance
Landen what is this long nose booger doing on your underwear.\
By Brody1256
An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.
I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve
A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,
Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
A perfect man you wish you have but he already has a girlfriend and he is loyal to her. Tin Long is the kinda guy that you meet at work or share a class with, he never strikes the impression that he might be a great lover but he is. You wish he was yours, but he belongs to someone else.
Is that crush of your a Chan Tin Long? Yeah, he is a Tin Long, I wish he was mine.
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.