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shower envy

1. Extreme covet towards a shower installed by MGSI Glass.

2. Deep feelings of desire that are difficult to overcome after seeing MGSI Glass work .

Did you see the Jones' new bathroom? You did? Did you see that glass shower that MGSI put in? Yeah, I know - it's spectacular! I got 'dat shower envy!

by jayehteeglass February 7, 2018


shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.

I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!

by r0mediddy September 21, 2017


shower of pricks

An Irish colloquialism for a group or organisation whose general effect is a net negative for all they interact with. As a wet country which experiences many rain showers every day, the experience can be loosely compared with the prevailing weather patterns in the country.

Facebook are a shower of pricks, regarding privacy, the cunts simply don't give a fuck.

by gowger June 3, 2021


shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018


Nigerian shower

Coffee enema followed by explosive diarrhea

Phil begged his wife for a Nigerian shower after she finished her White Castle.

by Gearhead1981 June 12, 2020


Lady Shower

A bathroom primarily used by a woman in her efforts to smell amazing

Guy1: woah bro.. you smell good as shit
Guy2: yeah bro.. I took a lady shower at my girls place. It was the shit

by virjinia guse July 19, 2018


Shower girl

A girl who takes pictures or videos in the shower without revealing anything.

Omg I’m getting in the shower and taking some pics. I’m such a shower girl.

by Basic white Egirl September 11, 2019