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When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.
George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.
The first beer after a long day of hard work.
Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.
-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.
Awwwwww.
i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day
(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.
Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.
sweat shower salt perspiration
When one only uses a spray deodorant, instead of taking a shower first.
- Dude, I'm so sweated after this training, but I don't have a towel.
- If you've got a deo spray, Belgian shower will do.
The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!
Getting some in the shower with a dank guy
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A guy named shower rave.
My friend had a shower rave so i felt like I wanted to try it .
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Yeah she got with Shower rave hes Dank !
When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.
Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream