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one of the sexiest bands to ever walk on the face of the earth.
"They stole My American Heart right out of my chest!"
Anybody, male or female, in or of prior service to any one of the branches of service offered in America.
One of the most badass people on the face of the earth.
American Soldiers bust their asses everyday for you and your freedom.
They deserve the utmost respect from civilians, especially those Soldiers fighting on foriegn soil right now.
Thank you to all of my fellow soldiers.
anyone in the Army (HOOAH), Navy, Marines, Coastguard, Air Force.
all American Soldiers are my heros.
The most awesome of all school lunch foods. It is pretty much Ground Beef and Elbow Macaroni mixed together in red sauce. Mmmmmm.
I brought my lunch to school today, but "accidentally" left it in my locker when I found out it was American Chop Suey day!
1. Known for stalling buses when sitting at the back, causing the rear to hit the pavement and spark.
2. A type of sandwich known to be apprx. 1300 calories on its own
Can you make me a fat american bitch with no onions?
Another way of saying The Penis
Susie is a whore. She's always riding the Great American Sausage into the sunset
A species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.
Environment: Dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.
Temperament: Enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite sex.
Movement: Likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.
Greg: What are you doing tonight?
Angela: Going to the club
Greg: Again? You just went the past few nights
Angela: I know but I just can't get enough of it
Greg: You're an American Club Rat
A person (usually a female between the ages of 9 and 15), who "likes" Green Day (spelt as "Greenday" by these creatures.) (see teenybopper), only since their successful album that they released in 2004, American Idiot. These people usually only know of Billie Joe Armstrong as THE member of "Greenday". The ways they spell Billie Joe's name are REDICULOUS!! Examples for the mis-spellings are: Billy Joe Armstrong, Billy Jo Armstrong, Billy Jo, and Billie Jo Armstrong. Sad, yes, I know. They do not know of Green Day's older, and somewhat better albums: 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, and they MAY know ONE OR TWO songs from "Warning". They know of American Idiot as "Greenday's first album". And usually don't even listen to the best songs on there! They listen usually (ONLY) to tracks 1, 3, 4, and 11. (American Idiot, Holiday (probably because it fades into Boulevard of Broken Dreams, which most of these things call "Iwalk Alone"), and Wake me up When September Ends. Nope, not Letterbomb, not Homecomeing, not She's a Rebel, nothing else. They may also know 21 Guns and/or Know Your Enemy from 21st Century Breakdown. And if they don't listen to the music, (which most don't), they only focus on how "super haaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!" Billie Joe is.
Teenybopper: 0h Th41 8177y Jo ArMsTrOnG iS, lYk, SoOoOoOo000, haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwttttttt!!!!!oneone1111111elevenone!!!!!!111eleven 1 w4nt 2 h4V oVeR 1234567890987654321234567890 oF hIZ BaYbEEeeeZZZZ!!!!!!11111111oneoneoneeleventyone1111!!!!! AnD H15 W1f3 c4n f477 1N 4 HoLE aND DyE!!!!!!!11111eleventyone111!!22
Normal (Real) Green Day fan: When did Green Day's first album come out?
Teeny: UuUuUuhhhhhhh... 2004!1!oneeleven DUh!!!!!!!!1111oneone111eleventyone1111~!~~!!!!!!!!!!
Real fan: Nope! 1989!
Teeny: Nu-uh! Am3R1C4N 1D01+ c4M3 0u+ 1N 2004!!!!!!!11111oneoneone111!!!~~~~eleventyone
Real fan: Goodbye you stupid American Idiot Fan.