budgie bones

the crunch bits in shortbread!

Mmmm these shortbread are full of budgie bones

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Rusty Bones

a slang word for uncool.

sleepin with my girl friend is totally rusty bones.

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big boned girl

a girl with a skinny waist and a big-ol' booty!

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chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.

Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man

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T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

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dog n bone

Australian term meaning Telephone

I need to use the Dog n bone but that dick head wont get off!

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chain bone smoker

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.

"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"

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