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If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.
Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.
“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”
Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
"Christian is such an wonderful person"
Very unique, one of the most special humans on earth. Everybody adores him but he doesn't see. He might seem selfish sometimes, cuz he is, but he makes up for it on every possible way. He always get's hell a lot Very loyal, funny and he'll make you feel happy.
"What do you think about him?"
"Christian? You should keep him. There are just a few of him in the world"