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Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.
Man, he's such a hammer dad!
When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??