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1. The act of slanging dick; wiggling one's penis back and forth in a nonsexual manner. Used for entertainment purposes in cases of extreme boredom (not to confuse with masturbation)
2. a synonym for penis party, sausage fest, hanging out with a bunch of guys and no girls
1. We were bored so we whipped out our penises and started dick slanging until we found something else to do
2. There wasn't much to do today so I just dick slanged at my friend's house with a bunch of other dick slangers, dick slanging together to pass the time
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The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.
As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.
Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.
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a dick that is between one cenimeter and 3 inches long
I was with this guy last night and he had a great body but he had Tick Dick
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A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".
Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?
Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.
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To waste time and procrastinate. Something that students do.
Aka: Fucking around
A: Shit isn't this due tommorow?
B:Yeah so?
A:We spent all day dicking around.
B:Shit we are gonna fail the midterm.
"Stop dicking ard!!!"
"Stop fucking dicking around"
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adult penis being same size or smaller than a babies penis
my baby dick is only 2 inches when fully erect and im 26 yrs old. (true)
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Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.
Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.
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