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The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
Loosing passion for something once loved or enjoyed with no explanation.
"Man, I can't explain it, I've had a Stella effect to Overwatch"
When an event occurs that happens to be bad, it tends to happen to idiotic people who don’t have any idea they are getting manipulated
Cameron was having a great day untill her mum hit her with a belt, that occurred because of the boado effect
The Zemon Effect is a well known boost of Skill Given to players who participate in tournaments,Zone Wars,box fights,etc With the one and only zebb (also given the nickname Zemon).The name "Zemon" is a word which contains two words combined into one,Zebb + Demon. Zebb was given the similarities of a demon by his Outstanding skill in Mechanics,aim,and game sense,Witch those decided to give him the name zemon.The zemon effects grants the players a 15% boost in mechanics,9% boost in aim ,and a finalizing 7% boost in game sense.
Travis scott suddenly was an outstanding player when fighting along side with zeb.He has never felt this way before,The next day he played a solo cash cups and ended with 3 points out of 10 games. The zemon effect gives you a boost of skill in different aspects of the game.
You date a boy, you feel very happy with them and then you break up with them because they’re a dickhead and then they are mean to you because they can’t face the rejection which proves exactly why you broke up with them in the first place.
“How come lily looks so depressed today?”
“Oh she’s been struck by the Colby effect. Again!”
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An after effect were the ground shake vigorously cause by the fat people doing jumps, runs and dance.
The fat camp was destroyed due to the jumpy effect.
Da tipsy unsteady-on-your-feet feelings dat you experience from taking certain medications; it results in your slipping and stumbling all over da place until da drug's effects wear off.
One can also experience heavy-duty slide-effects from not spreading ice-melter on his steps and sidewalks during da colder months.