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1. The act of vandalizing someone's facebook by gaining access to their profile and inserting blasphemies or funny statements in their status, wall, inbox in an intent to slander or embarrass them in front of their friends.
2. Spamming someone's wall with hundreds of posts to annoy the shit out of them.
"Dude I just facebook raped Kim's profile. I changed her pro pic to Gary Coleman and changed her name to Allota Fagina"
"Hey who wrote all over my friends walls that I'm comin' out of the closet? F**k I just got fb raped!"
"Nigga I'ma bout to rape ur ass on facebook if you don't keep blowin' up my inbox"
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Someone who's life revolves round facebook, adding people they barely know or don't know at all to artificially exaggerate their freind count. Spend 90% of their time awake on facebook
"DUDE, go out and get some real friends"
"He cant man, he's a facebook whore"
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One who goes to Urban Dictionary and looks up their name. They will usually scroll through a few selections in order to find the one they like best or is "most suited for them." They will then copy and paste the definition in their facebook status, a note, or their about me box. They do all this not realizing most of the people who add people's names to urbandictionary.com are creeps and stalkers who have an obsession with someone so much so they felt the world should see the unhealthy relationship.
Guy #1: What was up with that girl quoting urban dictionary for her about me box, if she is so unoriginal she has to go find some creepy definition, that was meant for someone else, to describe her she can't be that special.
Guy #2: She is an Urban Facebooker...that's how they are.
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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Enter.
I tried the facebook trick today and I got totally tripped out! It was smexy :
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Like Facebook Girlfriend, a facebook wife is a false wife on facebook that you'd like to go out with, but you don't have a chance.
Sometime used to draw attention to 2 people, not as a couple, but as someone who has someone else.
Person1: dude, will you facebook marry me?
Person2: ohyeah, sure! i'd love to have a facebook wife <3
Ex2:
Person1: wanna facebook marry me so we get more attention?
Person2: yeah.. i've been single too long.. i need a facebook wife>_>
Ex3:
person1: your married now?
Person2: yeah, shes smokin, we do everything together. ;)
person1: ohmygodimsojealous... wanna go out sometime?
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one who has no experience with facebook and/or still doesn't know how to use the special new features/apps. Noob status does not go away with time, but with experience and honing of knowledge. Remedy; friend a facebook whore (if you can)
Person 1: How do you tag someone in my status?!?
Person 2:IDK where's the help button?
Person 1:Is there even a help button?
Person 2: We are such facebook noobs.
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Either a girl or guy who adds everyone under the sun so that it looks like they have a ton of friends, but in reality they just look stupid because they don't actually know any of them. This said person with a ton of "friends" often has no real friends and no one really likes them because they are fake. They also like to creep on these people they don't know. Guys are the worst because they will facebook chat, message, and comment on pictures of girls they don't even know...LOSERS. Some facebook whores will even post pictures of themselves that are slutty so they can get attention to feel better about themselves. They shoudl just rejoin myspace and quit being annoying to all the normal people who use facebook correctly.
Whore: "Omg I added that kid on facebook yesterday."
Person: "So don't you know him?"
Whore:"ummm, no...I just wanted to creep on him."
Person: "Wow, that's pretty lame..you're a facebook whore. In fact, I don't even really like you."
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