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The brown stains on one's fingernails/fingertips after either
(i) - shelling walnuts;
(ii) - or massaging a guy's prostate via the rectal route by a finger pilot or walnut tickler.
Both give the same appearance. (i) is harder to clean off but (ii) smells worse.
I've been shelling walnuts all day and despite scrubbing it I just can't get rid of my walnut finger.
That finger pilot sure has a bad case of walnut finger. Don't they teach people at MacDonald's to wash their hands at work?
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Technically to be fingered by a chicken finger. Although it can also be defined as to be given a chicken finger at a drive through.
Chicken finger me, motherclucker.
Yesterday Cameron and Rachel took me to BK and chicken-fingered me all night long. It was great!
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It's the smell you have on your finger after a torrid night of sex, with or without multiple partners, that you just cannot identify what or where your finger has been. Also known as P Finger.
After a debauchery filled night, I woke up with the worst porno finger EVER!
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when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping
i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"
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The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.
"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.
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when someone bites their finger nails to the absolute bone, skin grows over bit finger nails
"he has booty fingers cause of that biting habit of his"
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Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
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