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A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"
"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
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a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.
Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.
Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!
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a game played by kicking and hitting a can in a curcle until
it is so smashed it cuts your hands.
Look at those dudes playin Jesus Can over there.
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A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.
Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.
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A weekend where you leave on Friday and then return on Sunday.
Last weekend I went to Canada with my family and tonight I'm going to Kathy's 48-hour party for the second consecutive Jesus Weekend.
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The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"
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A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.
"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"
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