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And Jesus, having again cried with a loud voice, gave up the ghost.
King James Bible
When you have sex in the dark with a girl that thinks you're a different person but you aren't aware she mistook you until after the deed is done.
"How'd you lose your virginity?"
"Oh, I pulled a Casper The Friendly Ghost, once I realized she mistook me for someone else I got the hell out of there!"
Praying while operating a vehicle.
Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”
Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”
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A Techno/Electronica/Scream band created by former A Skylit Drive vocalist Jordan Blake, and long time friend and old Ann Arbor band mate, Josh Stotts.
Friend:"Have you heard of Watchout! Theres Ghosts?"
You:"Nope,"
Friend:"Listen. Your boner will never get bigger than when you do."
When someone is acting crazy or insane, mental
Coined by tommyinnit circa June 2020
Your friend got a maths problem wrong.
"Oi mate, you've got ghosts in de head!"
When one is notified of an unread E-Mail but in actual fact, they have not recieved one at all.
Guy 1: Oh cool, one new message and... it's a ghost e-mail.
A retaliatory act that is taken if you've been the victim of ghosting whereby in the event the ghoster ever in the future re-attempts to communicate the original victim can ignore the ghoster and claim the double dog ghost.
I can't believe Edson ghosted me and four months later decided to hit me up for a booty call. I am totally double dog ghosting him.