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Cutie Goat

Cutie goat is the cutest most goatest goat you will ever say, he is the most intelligent, sexy and all around best person to ever grace the planet

“Did you see how sexy cutie goat is today”
“Ya that’s just cutie every day”

by The Shevmeister November 23, 2021


goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 15, 2021


Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022


Goat vomit green butt nugget

first off we need to start out with what is known as the Appalachian brand but it's an Appalachian aborigine from that waitress that is here is a butt nugget from the butt of that Appalachian and color in nature is Go bomb the green

Have you seen my latest goat vomit green butt nugget?

by Honkyclanoftheapplacianbrand November 3, 2023


cake after sex is so goated

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!

person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated

by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021


Goat me

The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.

John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"

by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017


goat dabbing

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.

Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!

by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017