I have Shabnam

An substitute for I have insert illegal disease or drug here.

oh no, i have Shabnam
Let’s get you to the hospital

how to have a convosation

So this is how to talk

How to have a convosation ?
Say “hi” or something like that

Then if someone says it to you say it back

And start to chit chat

Send this to your freinds to teach them

Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?

Hey man have you ever played rugby?

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!