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A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.
Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."
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The last possible moment in which a person of Arab descent is forced to make a decision and commit to it.
Example 1:
Four Arabs sitting in a house are contemplating going out for dinner.
Arab 1: Where should we go?
Arab 2: I feel like eating Chinese.
Arab 3: No, I just had Chinese yesterday. I don't want it again.
Arab 4: How about Italian?
Arab 3: I'm not paying $20 for pasta that I could've made at home myself.
Arab 1: Well where do you want to go?
Arab 3: I don't know. I'm good with whatever.
Arab 1: Jaw drops in awe.
Arab 2: Let's just get in the car and decide then. (a.k.a the arab moment.)
Example 2:
John: Hey Ahmed, do you want to go to a concert next week?
Ahmed: Ummmm...hmmm...which day exactly?
John: Next Thursday at eight o'clock.
Ahmed: I don't know...maybe. (Thought process: What if I buy a ticket, but don't feel like going that day. How will I know how I'm going to feel that day? What if something better comes up? )
John: Well I'm going to buy tickets today.
Ahmed: Can I buy a ticket at the door?
John: Ya.
Fast forward to next Thursday at 7:30 pm, a.k.a. the arab moment. Ahmed shows up at the concert and buys a ticket at the door.
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A moment of brief dumbness.
Also know as a blonde moment.
Person A: ...Take that!
Person B: Wait...what??
Person A: Wow, sum1's havin a Heaven Moment...
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When someone says something ironic and stupid.
"He called me dumb yet it was clear everyone disagreed with him."
"Matteo moment"
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a really moment where someone says or does something extremely dumb.
Example 1
Diwesh:Why has that plane been circling the soccer field for the past hour?
Alex: There's an airport around here dumb ass.
Diwesh: Whats an airport?
Jill: you must be having a Poudyal moment
Example 2
Eric: George W Bush really had a lot of Poudyal moments
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A moment of pure clarity, when you understand everything; pure genius.
Dude, I think bananas taste all the same. Nico moment
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A complete, unprovoked meltdown (usually profane) on a reporter or other individual on while in front of a camera.
A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
Bro, did you see Dana White's bissinger moment on that reporter on YouTube!
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