an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.
Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"
Person 2 - "Feels bad"
Such a good cunt and always good for a yarn. Best best friend anyone can ask for, often does dumb shit with his bros. He likes Cody's and johns (mainly Cody's), Jake's love cars preferably nissans and station wagons. Jake's like to rock fluffy goatys and the love the colour purple but wear pink🤷 Jake's are the best guys but can be dicks sometimes but people love Jake's alot including his bestfriend
This guy is so skux he must be a jake
A really nice and caring guy. he has an amazing smile that will brighten your day. he has the best hair!! He is really hot and beautiful brown eyes. i love jake
jake is the sweetest guy ever!!
to spank your monkey. to jake off.
"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game
Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny
Javon- Typical jake