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What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
If you were born on this day, you are definitely are super cool person and deserve the world
Person 1: Yo!! You were born on January 6th?!!
Birthday person: Yes
person 1: BRO YOUR SO COOL
Ur a bad bitchhhhh
Official Joobies day for carats!!
Aleesha: Its January 6th!!
Sar: OMG
CC: happy joobie day!!!
Really cute and amazing people are born on this day.
Person 1: damn look how cute she is
Person 2: must be born on january 6th
People born on this day are 10x hotter than everyone else.
Oh my god did you see that hottie, I bet she was born on January 6th.
A day to celebrate with all your bitches.
Friend 1: It’s January 1st! Come celebrate with me
Friend 2: Ok!
Punch a tall friend day! You get to punch your tallest friend
Yo dude, it's January 1st, let's go punch Person 3
Hell yeah