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The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.
"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*
People born on this day are real assholes.
"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"
First month of Sigma year, where guys test their true dedication to this act. For a whole month of january men are prohibited from jacking off.
Mike:"Yo did you just start Just jerkn't january?"
James:"Yes I want to test my true limits."
A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.
Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!
January 27th is National act gay day is the day where it’s cool to act gay.
January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.
Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.