He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.
Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD
Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay
A very cute boy who loves girls and is short and smelly and smells like cheese. YO WANT TO MARRY HIM!
Do you see that boy over there? his name is Matthew andhe's so cute
A big man from the streets of Grimsby who lives in a box and likes men and gets it up the behind and loves the French
He is a bit of Matthew
SEXY ASS MAN
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah