Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

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fuk me!

Meaning shock or to exaggerate something.

John: Dave your mum has just died
Dave: FUK ME! Are you joking?

John: Dave look at that girl over there
Dave: FUK ME she is FIT!

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jewing me

an extreme expression of negative shock or surprise.
pretty synonymous with "are you kidding?"

"You have to be jewing me!"

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Pick Me

A young unstable woman that is desperate for male attention, lacks critical thinking, goes after men that don't do anything for her, only use her for sex and treat her like shit while claiming she's an empowered feminist

Pick me: my boyfriend smashed my head against a wall last night I loved it was so kinky
Pick me 5 minutes later: women are to be treated with respect! Hillary Clinton should've been president :(

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Me Too

A sickly inspired term for a movement which is intentionally inclusive to the act of being raped as to unite all women into victims then lesbians and all men into violent offenders and then gay sex. No one knows who first thought to encourage youth to ask to be included among the ranks of the raped, but perhaps it was a natural response to parents who were awarded civil compensation from the esteemed at the cost of the child and the esteemed innocence.

"Mother: Thank goodness Me Too is around, otherwise no one would be aware that some women are sexually harmed by males, and I wouldn't have been able to take all this money!"
"Young daughter: Me too, me too!"
"Mother: "That's right sweetheart, me too. Me Too is what gave us the food you eat, and all the clothes you wear."
"Young Daughter: ("Someone raped my mother, and I want to be just like her")

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get at me

Short for "Get back to me" or "Get back at me", meaning "respond", or "reply".

"Mike, I hope you get this email in time. We are changing the plans from Friday to Saturday. Get at me and let me know if you can still make it."

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e-me

a fucking stupid website that teachers use to assign us homework & update us. also it never fucking works and takes 47294904 years to load. lastly, you can never get away from the random ass 10 year olds adding you to groups

i almost had a cardiac arrest when i saw all those damn assignments in e-me

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