Beat the faggot out of you

Beat a faggot till he ‘ain’t fucking gay no more!

I’m gonna beat the faggot out of you till you repent.

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"

BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN

To absolutely devastate and destroy someone, either by rawdogging them in the asshole or giving them hard physics homework

EDP: BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN of them kids has given me stds!!
Everyone: oh word nigga?

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Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

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beat like a drum

Something that is beat (but expressed here as a simile pun). Tired, old, oldfashioned, boring, lame, played-out.

That bar (or party) was beat like a drum.

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Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

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