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Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024


mark ass crab

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool

ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?

by buttchese19 December 14, 2024


Mark Saunders

If you know a person called mark Saunders he probably has your wife and kids in his basement. His son also likes it up the bum

Jimmy savile, more like mark saunders

by Ned Saunders July 3, 2020


mark succerberg

Another nickname for the CEO of Facebook.

Mark Succerberg has stolen my data again!

by halalbe May 30, 2017


Lizzy and Mark

Lizzy and Mark are the cutest couple ever. If you are a Lizzy and Mark couple DO NOT BREAK UP YOU ARE PERFECT. If you know a Lizzy and Mark couple give them gifts and admire their beauty.

Girl : Oh my gosh look how cute Lizzy and Mark are!
Guy: Yes they are adorable! I wish we were that cute.

by fax101 June 7, 2020


Mark Renton

The protaginist of the 1996 movie, Trainspotting and the 2017 movie T2 Trainspotting.

Mark Renton in Trainspotting: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc, players and electric tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure ware and matching luggage. Choose three-piece suite on a hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch, watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. Buy why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else, and the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you got heroin?

by Viscount Druitt August 21, 2022


Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.

“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones

by June 3, 2023