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National appreciate a stalker day. If hey cyber stalk or go all out with binoculars appreciate them for watching over you.
Person-Hey what day is it?
Stalker-November 14, National appreciate a stalker day.
Person-Oh, I guess I have to appreciate you for today.
Stalker-Yay, I’ve been appreciated!
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November 14th is the day where you can be rude to Karens, and they cant talk back or speak to the manager
“Ok boomer, maybe if you had a new haircut I would pay attention to you, its November 14th of course.”
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Every Nick has to ask a girl out today
(Person one)NICK ASK HER OUT!!! on November 24
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An arsenal November: a month or period of time where a football club from North London without past European and domestic success and with delusional fans implodes and the rest of the season collapses along with dreams of possible silverware. This is a common analogy or metaphor that can be used as parallel to FML or when for the coda by blonde redhead starts playing.
An arsenal November is all it takes for Newcastle's their season to turn dismally to dust.
Micheal's life was going good till finals week came along, everyone has their arsenal November this is his.
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National tell your crush you like them day
You tell your crush you like them on November 9
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Kick a Jackson in the balls day!
Girl- Hey Jackson can I kick you?
Boy-why
Girl- it’s November 30
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Its American Thanksgiving. What do you want it to be, National Eat Your Crush Out Day? You’re only here because you’re looking for “ National Holidays “ to post on tik tok. Go play with your dolls you’re like 5. Leave room for Jesus.
Person 1: Hey its November 28th! Guess what that is-
Person 2: Shut up.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because people like you are annoying. I dont give a heck about what day it is. Stop bothering me with your annoying “ Holidays. “
Person 1: Didn’t have to be rude about it..
Person 2: You son of a b-
Person 3: HEY! HE SAID LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS!
Person 2: Sorry..
Person 2: You son of a biscuit!
Person 3: Thats better :)
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