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When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.
"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"
A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
Someone who’s 0.00000000000000003% better then an 8.5133 year old
Ok so basically someone who’s 0.0000000000000000000000001% better than 8.5133 year old is 8.515 year old I’m 8.515 year old
Ok
Americas light beer or Americas best tasting beer. A beer for the real man, the beer almost everyone drank before they were sissified and switched to Busch Light. The original beer of New Riegel, Ohio. A beer that goes good with hunting, fishing and working on your truck and farming or for that matter goes good with every day of the year. Busch Light drinkers act the part but Old Milwaukee light drinkers are the real men.
Sold by the 6 pack of tallboys for the ride home from a hard days work probably welding or a construction job. The 12 pack for the young man who is just figuring out party life and the 30 pack for the manliest of men you keep several of these chilled on hand at home and that 6 pack of tall boys you grabbed at the drive through on the way home from work gets you to them.
Bob: Got a fresh 30 of Old Milwaukee Light can you give me a hand working on the old ford this evening.
Anyone of Bobs friends: hell yeah I can!
When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '
" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "