A smoke-a-phobe (N) is a bigoted, intolerant and un- evolved person against the rights of smokers to consume their nicotine or thc via cigarette, cigar or joint. Often passing laws segregating them from the general population, forcing them into "areas" and otherwise shaming their genetically predetermined desire to inhale smoke. It's bullying and wrong! #endsmoke-a-phobicattitudes!
"Jeff got shamed by six smoke-a-phobes at the bar last night. They told him to get back to his 'area' it was so unprogressive."
When you take a bong hit and blow it up a woman's vagina and she queefs it out when you're eating her pussy
Some stoners don't like smoked fish, some do
When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles
Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.
<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud :smoke
... or ...
04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go :smoke